because i'm a senior

"I'm an adult so I can do what I want.

I could... party all night.

I could... destroy a hotel room.

I could... take a nap.

Hmmm... what am I going to choose?

I think I'll take a nap."

-The rocker. (roughly from memory.)

I thought about this today and here is my version:

"Hey mom, I'm a senior now so I'm like independent & I can do what I want.

I could... go to a movie on a school night.

I could... go find some trouble around town.

or I could go to sleep at 9 at night.

Hmm.. hard decision. which one will I choose?

I think I will go to sleep at 9. "

try convincing me to do something else, I'm a teenager. and I won't listen.