Creed: | My tombstone's already been made, thank you."
"Michael Scott: | I love inside jokes. Love to be a part of one someday" |
"Phyllis: | I could cheerlead. | Michael Scott: | Ewwww. That's worse than you playing."
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"Michael Scott: | Meredith, have you ever used alcohol to alter your mood or deliberitely change your state of mind? | Meredith: | Sure. | Michael Scott: | Do you sometimes have a drink to celebrate a special occasion or mark a holiday? | Meredith: | Obviously. | Michael Scott: | Have you ever, under the influence of alcohol, questioned the teachings of the Mormon church? | Oscar: | Where did you get this? | Michael Scott: | I got it on a website. That's not important."
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"Michael Scott: | Sounds like a good dentist. What's his name? | | [long pause] | Dwight Schrute: | ... Crentist. | Michael Scott: | Your dentist's name is Crentist. | Dwight Schrute: | Yeah. | Michael Scott: | Haa... Sounds a lot like 'dentist.' | Dwight Schrute: | Maybe that's why he became a dentist."
great... now I'm going to be checking all the name tags at this dental convention. looking for Crentist.... |
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