Friday, September 17

word.

i want to be an indian for halloween. real bad.
i got this book from the library.
and i, kati briggs, made some cupcakes from scratch.
i folded, blended, added the liquids to the powders
i even whisked eggs until stiff peaks formed.
i found out that baking is hard.
and my cupcakes.. were dissapointing.
unless you like cakes where the
chocolate chips have sunk to the bottom.


rob and big? hilarious. "the time traveling machine doesn't work. do you think there is a weight limit on this thing? it might be hard to get 390 lbs to 1972."

all these quotes are memories from the summer. oh how i miss the season. but it is over, so i must clean up my sidebar.
"okay so, am i done on the phone now? i really need to go to the bathroom."
"this message is from kassie at PG's student council. i just wanted to let her.. eh. eh. eh."
"is.. that a fly, dead by your elbow?"
"oh.. so.. looks like there is not enough time. we will have to postpone this game until next time.= epic fail"
"eat. watermelon."
"we went to crash their.. party.. if you know what i mean."
"get outta your mind! just lose it!"
"lets hang out.. then kiss a lil bit."
"music makes music called. I've actually been avoiding them for a while now... didn't mean to get that phone call."
"well, since you all found my life savings. we will spend all $7.50 of it on the pizza."
"did you find ryans wallet? no. but our hands touched."
" it might be bigfoot, or the lady in the shawl.. or those strange bikers headed to alpine."
"what the. they almost kissed."
"Ahh! i just hotdogged my phone!"
"-they were supposed to be doing the dirty dirt. then the table broke. -oh. so.. they were making out on the table?"
"that's not fair. you don't even go to sleep."
"brandon? will you drive us closer to the sun?"
"i know! quickly!"
"we are a FREAKING FAMILY"
"AAAHHHH doo rap rap rap, doo doo rap rap."
"look at orange creamsickle. he is jerkin it."
"muttin bust it."
"I'm turning into the cy young of wiffle ball."
"I'm john stockton of the spirit. passing it out to everyone."
"enjoy your time in kindergarten. cause first grade? its a boring deal."
"i found this song and it reminds me of someone.. see if you can guess... oh."
"oh. she was a fluecy. who died."
"-pretend i am dallas Lloyd. -who is dallas Lloyd? -he is like.. famous here in utah. except... he's dead."
"he is a D-train."
"me? im confident. its my skills that are caulky."
"...then when i give them the bird, it will totally shine"
"we'll talk about that on about.. the eighth transaction.
"excuse me. can i use your arm? i have something stuck in my teeth.."
"fist pump it, its the new big thing."
"indoor plumbing. its gonna be big."
"mom, there will be lots of people looking at me. can i just turn around and give my talk backwards?"
-"are you taking some good shots?"yeah, full of angles and stuff."

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